Just Another Day At The Wag Daddy Five 'N Dime

It's just another day in the nuthouse,
And it don't matter that it's Christmas day.
They claim they only want to help those who forgot,
But, indeed, what they forgot was about God.

It's just another day at the Wag Daddy Five 'N Dime,
Where the people are sick from head to toe,
Greedy as hell, they just bitch and they plea
All because they simply never wanna agree.
People around say I can't write down these thoughts
'Cause they're seditious, and I should be loyal to the pigs,
But I say, "Fuck you all, just go to hell,
Let me play some silly music and I'll make a rhyme."

It's another day for the perpetuation of Santa Claus.
Some kids don't know Christmas is really for Jesus.
The season is secular, constantly, "Happy Holidays,"
And the people in power don't seem to give a damn.
I'm not a perfect Christian, but I believe in Christ,
And this isn't what he intended.
People beg, barter, and yes, even deal,
As they spit on His great seal.

It's just another day at the Wag Daddy Five 'N Dime,
Where people commit the perfectly legal crime.
Where did the part of keeping a sabbath day holy go?
I haven't a clue except the folks in Chicago say, "So?"
They're open all day, everyday,
And it'll be that way until Kingdom Come.
They may be in control now,
But one day The Lord'll have his say,
And then they'll run from the devil, run.