Pornographic Priestess

She's a movie star,
Used to work in a bar
In downtown Boston.
The things she does
Really creates quite a buzz.

She hitchhiked to California.
She wanted to be an actress.
She had assets. Big assets,
And the talent agent liked brunettes.
Thus, she entered the porn biz.

Lights. Camera. Action.
Many an orgasmic reaction.
Bed, chair, tables, and so much more.
Doing it all with so many "soldiers,"
Lennon would've called her,
"Pornographic Priestess."

Nothing with her is ever behind closed doors.
All on audio, video, or DVD.
She's now a movie star
And she has a corny name, "Sandy Titties."
She was what Lennon would call,
"Pornographic Priestess."