Left Side of the Aisle

High achievers, beware!
Beware of the subversive men in red.
They'll take every penny you have,
Then they'll ask for more.
For blood, perhaps. Blood for keeps.
Artful illustrators of mistruths
These elitists most certainly are.
Always claiming to help the common man,
But then, they'll rob them, too.

They sit on the left side of the aisle,
Thinking they are the savants of the land.
Anything to the contrary must be quashed.
They say they'll make us free,
But then comes the stuffing of "the pig,"
The fattening of the apparatus which makes us free.
There's the special interests in their back pockets,
Though they commonly claim the right has it all.
They're the biggest liars I ever saw.

Those fellers on the left side of the aisle
Speak to others with great vitriol
Who bear differing opinions from their own.
They claim to champion the poor
By dispensing handouts and such,
And rendering the rest of the country to their soup laddle.
And those fellers on the left side of the aisle,
They claim we righties don't give a damn,
But they pontificate the role of the government
As greater than The Lamb.

Believe in freedom, boys and girls,
For its there for the taking.
All you gotta do is cast your vote against the reds.
Save the lives of the unborn young!
It's easy if you just take the time.
Vote for freedom! Vote your conscience!
Just cast you ballot down, my children,
It doesn't take much at all.
Vote for freedom for you and I.